AREN'T YOU ALREADY MARRIED?
Well, kind of. We had a huge ceremony at a Quaker church in Atlanta, and signed a lot of documents like powers of attorney. So we're already very "married," just not in the eyes of The Man. We're going to Vegas to dot the bureaucratic I and cross the paperwork T as a celebration of our ten wonderful years together.
WASN'T THIS GOING TO BE IN NYC?
Yep. But after Megan popped the question, Nevada legalized gay marriage. And as it turns out, Mindy has always wanted to grab for the brass ring of cheesy, irresponsible heterosexual privilege by marrying in a cheap-o drive-thru chapel with a preacher dressed as Elvis. So we're gonna do that instead of New York.
WHERE'S MY INVITATION?
If you're reading this, you're invited. Seriously.
HOW DO I RSVP?
You don't. We will post a complete itinerary of where and when we'll be all weekend, from the ceremony to the very many parties afterward. Just show up whenever and wherever you want to, given your own budget and time constraints.
WHAT DO I WEAR?
We have no particular wedding colors, and will be visiting places that range from hole-in-the-wall bars to super fancy restaurants, on the Strip and off the beaten path. Wear whatever you wear when you want to celebrate the love of a lifetime.
WHAT DO I GIVE AS A GIFT?
Your presence in Vegas will be gift enough. We've been living together for a decade, and have no use for another coffeemaker. If you're really want to spend more money, you're encouraged to make a donation to one of our three favorite charities: Marriage Equality, Schnauzer Love Rescue or CCFA. The rationales for those first two are obvious. The third one supports ulcerative colitis, a disease Megan will have to live with until there is a cure.
IF I CAN'T GO, WILL YOU HATE ME?
Of course not, silly. Those who missed our first wedding are especially encouraged to attend, but everybody has lives. We understand completely if you're unable to come hang out in Vegas with us. Maybe we'll catch you for our 20th anniversary! Or if you're wanting to contribute to our weekend, you can soon do so by making a secure donation to our trip through the PayPal button below. We promise to spend every cent on our epic trip!